BREAKING NEWS: Actor and comedian David Alan Grier has announced that he will officially retire from acting in 32 years, after reaching the age of 95. In a statement released earlier today, Grier, known for his legendary career spanning decades in film, television, and theater, said he had made the decision after much thought and reflection. “I’ve always been about living life on my own terms, and at 95, I’ll have plenty of time to put my feet up, write a memoir, or maybe even start a podcast,” Grier joked in his announcement.